Vintage Cocktails FAQ:
Preparation and Presentation
Occasionally I order cocktails at bars and restaurants, but I rarely like
what I’m served. Why is that?
The quest for a well-made cocktail can be an arduous one. There are a number
of reasons for this.
Most bars are, quite understandably, built for speed and volume. The faster
that drinks are made and sold, the greater the profits for the bar. To save
time, bars use pre-made sour mixes instead of freshly squeezed juice. Many
bartenders don’t take the time to measure ingredients, or even bother
to chill the cocktails properly. As a result, the quality of the drinks
suffers.
This brings up another complaint I have with many restaurants and bars:
they charge ridiculously high prices and then attempt to appease grousing
customers by pouring over-sized drinks. And what’s the matter with
a really large drink, you ask? I’ll tell you.
I recently ordered a Martini at an old, glorious hotel bar. “Straight-up,” I
said with a friendly smile, “Not too dry, very cold, and with a twist.” I
figured such a classy joint could handle my order. I figured wrong. I watched
the bartender shake my drink for a few seconds, and before I knew it, the
waiter brought me an enormous, daunting, ten-ounce glass filled to the rim
with my Martini. He smiled at me, delighted to be serving me such a huge
drink. “We serve our Martinis really big here,” he said with
a wink,” You get your money’s worth.”
While I appreciated his spirit of generosity, I’m not looking for
a great bargain when I order a cocktail. Giving me ten ounces of tepid gin
doesn’t whet my appetite for conversation or supper. It practically
turns my stomach. Even if I could manage to down every ounce, (in which
case, I’d have to be carried out the door,) by the time I got to the
bottom of the glass the remaining liquid would be lukewarm.
Our cocktails are different from the standard fare. They are designed with
quality, not quantity, in mind. As a result, they are more elegant and more
appetizing. We use the finest spirits and freshly squeezed fruit juices.
We never use mixes. We take our time. Ingredients are measured precisely
to preserve the integrity and authenticity of the recipes. Each cocktail
is thoroughly chilled, (a frigid temperature is an essential element of
a well-made cocktail,) and then presented in suitably elegant and properly
sized stemware, because a great cocktail must be as pleasing to the eye
as it is to the palate. |
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